Friday, March 28, 2008
Spring Break '08 part VI
Quarterfinals Duluth V. Rhode Island
These guys did really warm up before our game, they were not loose and had not really stretched so we tried to get things going right away. we score our O point and get ready to D up, they huck it score. our second O point, Trosverges hucks it to Schaaaaaaak and he skyed em up and shut em down. well we put out a sick D line, Becky got the D, but some idiot from Rhode Island said it was foul, horrible call, they end up working the disc up and scoring. We put our O-face on. with the strong downwind deep huck to creature d-town is up 3-2. D line goes out again. this time Becky and the D line would not be denied (BECKY SMASH). they get the 'D and start to work it up, and and up getting the break. it was a huge point for us as it gave us a ton of momentum. However, as our captain pointed out this upwind means nothing if we can't also respond right away with a downwind break. we end up break them almost immeadiatly. and they burn a time out. at this point our whole team is pretty excited and realizes that semi's apperance is within our grasp. we end up trading O points to finish out half.
I know I am not the first one on our team to say this but, if all of our games were played to half we would havea ridiculous record right now.
well during half time we all get very complacent and a little lathargic, and really started to look past Rhode Island well they ended up getting a boost on their sidelines from their ladies, who were not so sexy...and with my voice being gone our sidelines started to fall although they were still really good, we started to mind fuck ourselves, we give up 3 breaks in a row, the score is tied, it gets to universe we work it up wind get to about midfield, and a throw with no spin is released and just drops straight to the ground...well Rhode Island punts it, we turn it, they punt it, we turn it again, they punt it and pull down the swill and once again Northern Lights has been eliminated in the quarter finals. we probably could have found another game to play after this but a lot of us were too dejected to play. We went on to start drinking some beers brah and support our sexy laydssss who were now in the semi-finals. I can't remember who they played all I know is that they won. they then played the sexy laydssss from USC in the finals and won. It was at this point that finally the decision was made to get kegs fro tonight, so long as all of the money was fronted to creature. we stayed and watched the finals as we saw St. Johns play and lose on universe point to Marquette. Some people on the team at this point were very intoxicated, we decided that it was time for both the ladies team and mens team to eat dinner togeather at a nicer restraunt. It was a good time as Mckean got drunker, he deffinatley drown his sorrows in some crown. After dinner we went back the camp site and wated for the keg to show up. well after a cups of PBR one thing leads to another and Mckean ends up naked. now it was his goal to get at least one of the ladies naked, however, in his drunken state he used some flawed logic and was unable to do so, we were only able to get one girl down to her panties and completly topless not horrible but most of the ladies were too timid and some of the guys were too eager to get naked and they were sober when they did it as well. it was kind of crazy I went and peed on the fort (FUCK YOU CONFEDERACY!!) well as this went on more beers were consumed me and brett were the last 2 up appranetly trying to finish off the keg. I passed out about a foot and a half from keg on a sleeping pad and pillow. I was only half way through living up to my promise of getting retarted drunk. It was an ok finish to the night knowing now that we should have won that tournament. Friday was also a good day and there will be a post on that soon.
~Frodaddy
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Spring Break part 5
What a great fucking feeling waking up in the morning knowing that you were the 1 seed in your power pool and that no one was about to fuck with you! most of us opted to skip the breakfast and go straight to the fields and start the carnage early.
First game: Duluth V. St. Thomas
Always a fun and spirited game against these guys. well it was Becky's sincere wish that we not lose to this team as they were his former teammates. Well we promised that we would not lose to Purple Reign. We went in full throtle and began to establish our Northwoods section dominance for the day. this game was never close, howver it was by far the funnest game we played during break, I have nothing but love for those guys and would party with them anytime. Becky almost got into a fight with his old team just cause some times he has a bit of a temper, luckily it was quickly resolved and all was well. this was one of the few games we finished the way we should have and that was strong with out a doubt in the other teams mind that they will ever beat us.
Second Game: SUNY G, or something like that, these guys were pretty talented. they had one stud cutter who also plated deep and was able to pull down a lot of swillthey were able to run with us the first few points until we stopped playing their deep game and just worked it around their zone. apparently these guy did not get the memo that we were here to win this tournament and roll some teams. we proceeded to come out a lot stronger in the second half as we realized that the sooner we wraped up this game we get to play another team from our section, now while it does suck to travel all the way from MN to GA only to play a team from 2 hours away the only thing that will make it worth your while is by completly destroying this team. that aside we finished up this game in a very spirited fashion.
We had to move fields again, this game would be for the pool, now we have never had a lot of luck against the Johnnies who in ultimate are known as Bad Ass Monk(BAM) but this is the year of Northern lights and no team in this section is about to fuck with us. with that being said the wind had picked up for this game and the carnage was about to begin.
SJUUUUUUUUUU V. Northern Lights: We start off with an upwind O and work it in pretty easily. put out a stud D line who falls just short of the d. We score our O again fairly easily and now it was on, the D line goes back out and now is determined to get teh D and the break, unfortunatley SJUUUU was able to work it through our zone but it was becoming pretty clear that it was not going to be easy to score on us. as we worked our O again and once again easily scored our D line decided that they had had enough of these queers scoring on them so they dug their heels in and get the break, and quickly responded with anotherone which is what we had done all week long. with our sidelines in a frenzy and BAM not sure of what had just happenedd the burned a T.O. well Jos was not satisfied and asked us to dig a little deaper pull our our nuts and slap them in the face. this is just what we did, we put out another sick D-line although they got scored on it was not easy and BAM quickly realized that they had lost this game as the breaks were already given up and we were not about to give them back. with the cap approaching and the D-town crew still up a few breaks. the horn sounds D-town Scores and that is pool # 2 won on the week it would be on to the quarterfinals and some more d-town shut downs, more frosty O's more icy D's! Fucking Right Northern Lights.
A group of us decided to hit up the beach BOOOIY. well at first some of us were pretty hesitatnt to get into that water but then we cleaned the sand out of our vaginas stopped actin like a bunch of queers and took on some 15 ft waves. the only thing missing on this little adventure was some Sexy laydssss. Well we end up spoting a couple of them on the beach. well we were able to convince one of them to get into the water with us, which is shocking as there wer about 8 of us guys and only 2 guys. well the other one refused until she met our Porn Star, the spudders, buddick, Nick Budnik, he says maybe 7 or 8 words to her and her clothes start coming off and she is getting into the water with us. now I still have no clue what he said to her but DAMN he works fast. after we continue to take on the waves with some sexy laydssss some fuck from Colorado State comes over bein a queer and trying to cock block us well luckily the ladies didn't fall for it and hung out with us instead. The pornstar was able to pull a number, but it was prolly a fake number but hey that's all right we were hungry and it was time to get our grub on
We get to the crab shack, this is the meal I had been waiting for all year some nice shrimp, sausage, potatoes all boiled all delcious, that and some sweet tea, shit was the bomb. after we got nice and full half the group went back to the campsite to sleep, the rest decided to party it up at tybee with some sexy Laydsss, I being tired opted to go and balck out in a tent, and by black out I mean shower drink a 40 as well as a couple pbr's then black out in a tent, it rained a little bit but it was not big deal the morning would be coming soon, and so would quarterfinals.
~Frod'd
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Spring break '08 part IV
After having sobered up through out the night the team was finally ready to do what it had set out to do from the set of spring break, it was now time to put up or shut up. As the caravan of cars got rolling they rolled by the defeated St. Johns Rugby team who was forced to give up their territory in the camp site and begin their trek back to the woods of collegville.
After a quick McDonald's breakfast the team was energized and ready to go. arriving at the fields teams quickly realized that the d-town they had seen the day before that was drunk on the sidelines was not the one they were about to see today! Today would be a day of domination and fun.
Game 1: Duluth V. Spurberry PD
this was a pick up team that the TD played on, a group of talented ultimate players however, their lack of team unity is what we were able to capitalize on. NL gets jacked up pretty quickly comes out strong and hard from some domination, we quickly get up a few breaks and Spurberry takes an early time out. well like we had done the previous weekend we let this team climb back into the game, but we dug our heals in and would not be denied the victory this game goes to cap, D-town wins 11-8 I believe. good start, this would be our closest game of the day and it was never in question.
Game 2: Jacksonville St. V Northern Lights
This team gets to the field and realizes quickly what they are in for. as it was hear on their sidelines "oh great these guys are good" We get out to a fast start against these guys score is quickly 4-0 before they realize what happened, we cruise to half start cycling in our younger players as well as the dreaded Weapon X! Beckified is dreaming of getting Beckified later that night but keeps the sidelines going with one of DAG's cheers. this is one of the few games where we never gave up our breaks or let the team mount any sort of a comeback. this game ends13-4 or 13-5, all in all a good spirited game that was fun for both teams.
Game 3: this was by far the least fun game of the day, and almost the week, this team was the Flying Jesuits.
They looked decent warming up and being that we had never seen them before we thought this would be a very tough game this was a fair assessment of the first half of the first half. we had to work fairly hard for our points however after once again jumping out to a 4-0 lead and the sidelines getting hyphy and keeping the starters going they were forced to call a time out and make a decision. well there decision was to call the game a loss and they decided to play stupidly with the young guys getting play time before the first half the pressure was on us to perform and make sure that there no drop off from the starters. There was a small drop off to begin with as the young guys myself included were not quite prepared to take the field, I especially was not ready for their lack of spirit, I called a nit picky travel call as I was frustrated with what in my mind was their disrespect for the game! We ended up breaking them to take half. The starters rested for the rest of the game and with myself and the other major part of the sidelines playing our sidelines became quiet and complacent, it was frustrating to not hear my teammates cheer for me as I had done so many times before for them. needles to say we wrapped up this game with them throwing upwind hammers and not giving a shit.
On a Side note that I should have mentioned earlier, the Northern Lights unveiled their secret weapon at Music City, this Secret Weapon is WEAPON X. even though he has now been unleashed on the ultimate community good luck stopping him. anyways these Fucks got mad that their disk got tacoed now it may have been from blade pull of trosverges or their numerous hammers that just turned into blades, however, one idiot wanted to blame it on Weapon X's spike, now i was not about to let this idiot front on my teammate so I just told the dude chill the fuck out it's a disk but he was not about to hear it, luckily before things got out of hand MC love and Captain McKean graciously gave up a disk to these assholes who did not deserve it. This however, was a theme of the week no matter what happened no matter if it was right or wrong everyone on the team would have the others back, and it was fucking great to see
Goal of the day accomplished. WIN THE POOL. we finished off the day with a complete and utter domination of our opponents and we got ready to think about power pools. Jake was not pleased with how our sidelines ended up and told off the rest of the guys.
Tuesday Night: after getting some food in our system the team and especially Becky was preparing for another night of drunken fun and celebration as we had gone 3-0 and the Johnnies were gone. I myself had a few 40's and Becky went through the majority of handle of Captain, needless to say he was very hungover on Wednesday, but little did our opponents know that this was all part of his plan. The Lights went to bed much earlier than the ladies as we once again had games starting at 10, and we had another pool to win, our ladies did not start until 1:30. As we all went to bed none of us could help but think that we were going to absolutely dominate whoever we were going to see in the morning!!
Part 5 tomorrow
Frod'd
Monday, March 24, 2008
Spring break part 3
after having succcefully thawrted the advances of the Johnny army the D-town army wanted to celebrate. they did so in tremendous fashion! some of us decidedto do a little bit of a case race which was porbablly not a very good idea however, it was still bomb! keep in mind readers the following is a blurry recolection and what was told to me in the following days as apparently you tend not to remember a lot of things after being in a car with a bunch of pot heads andspending an entire day in the sun, oh and drinking about 18 beers too. anyways, we arrived at the liquor store for some beers brah. after this little pit stop it was on to watching some ultimate, but more importantly some sexy laydssss!!
upon arriving at the fields the d-town army realized that there was the small matter of breaching security. realizing that it was pretty lax and the 5-0 wasn't about to throw the frod'd in jail we proceeded to celebrate our victory over the Johnnies Rugby Team. well doing what frisbee teams do we start drinking our beers brah, and heckling unrelentlesly. teams would score we would chant for them to spike it, they would then we would boo, to some of you this may sound kind of lame, however with about 7 or 8 beers in you it is the best idea of your life, surrounded by your team sitting in the sun in GA not much could have gotten better than that dayI am sure teams though we were ridiculous stupid drunk, i was attempting to live up to my promise of being retarted drunk, well as I just said I only got STUPID Drunk, Retarted Drunk was still to come...anyways upon watching our sexy ladyssss, we apparently got some food from a church, and it was free, and bomb, and I was incredibly incredbly drunk!!!! Ginger Jay drove Starkypoo's car back to the camp site, and somehow managed t stall it where we proceeded to finish off the cases i guess, the details are hazy, I remember that I talked with one of the sexy laydssss, she made the sad mistake of introducing herself to the frod'd and I proceeded to, in my drunken state, talk her ear off...all in all it was a good day because we all got drunk so early we were able to go to bed earlier which was a very important detail as the Lights had three teams to dominate in the morning!!
Part 4 tomorrow
Spring break '08 part II
Now this should have been a nice quite night of relaxation for the d-towners who had just finished a tournament only hours before, but this was not to be...the St. Johns rugby team had other ideas about our relaxing night, and the stupid fat drunken idiots from st johns stumbled over trying to hit on our laydsss! well most of them were not feeling them especially one who said FUCK YOU!!! RUGBY SUCKS!!! quite hillarious as she was too drunk to defend herself, but funny none the less. anyways they kept getting drunk and we kept getting very very very sick of tehm eventally they packed it up and left, only after our captain had to have a conversation with their campsite.
Well this should have ended all of the trouble, but no because they are Johnnies, and thusly a little slower than the rest of the fucking world they decided in their drunken state that they had to fuck with D-town, this was a mistake, there were several of us that were still up that were willing to throwdown, those people were myself, jos, the porn star, Mckean, and I know I am leaving out a few others but they were there ready to throw down, as the night went on they got louder and louder and louder, this really sucked as our sexy laydss, had to wake up in the morning so eventually we got sick of their shit attempted to talk to them which was not smart as I am pretty sure these idiots did not understand english. well suprisingly enough Jos went and tried to be civil and communicate with him, however, it turned out they were looking for more of a fight than anything and as i watched Jos get out numbered the d-town crew that was still up decided to get his back and was ready to throw down. as the Johnnies quickly realized they were outnumbered they went on the retreat, and our fearless captain walked straight into their camp and finally got them to chill out and pass out. needless to say this was not our first time dealing with these creatures, who have proven to be wrose than the raccoons.
Monday was an interesting day that also deserves a post of it's own however, here is a brief rundown of monday as well as the rest of the week
Monday: wake up around 12, get case for case race, begin case race at fields heckle drink, drink drink heckle, and drink some more, eat, go back to camp site, finish case somehow, possible through the donation of beers, and black out.
Tuesday: wake up 8ish, breakfast, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate, eat, drink drink drink, black out.
Wednesday: wake up 8ish Ultimate, Ultimate, Ultimate, go to the beach, eat drink drink drink, black out.
Thrusday: wake up 9ish ultimate, drink drink watch sexy ladysss, drink heckle, eat, drink drink drink blakc out
Friday: wake up 6ish, drink drink drink, puke, eat bread and water. go to the beach, go to savannah, eat, back to the camp site leave GA. sleep.
Saturday: chug 5 hour energy drive, drive, drive, drive......drive, drive arrive in St. Paul for easter.
thats about all I have for now more to come later today or tomorrow with the details of the week which may shock you and are inappropriate for children under the age of 18.
~Frod'd
Friday, March 14, 2008
Spring Break part 1
3/15/08 as more cars arrive the d-town army is slowly coming together, after a 2 hour rain delay spring break '08 officially begins for d-town.
Duluth opens up the tournament with the Arkansas it is a pretty good game for the d-towners. we start out very strong and get up a couple of breaks we end up letting them come back and lose on universe. I can't really remember any sweet plays from this game I could be wrong.
After our bye, we played Missouri for the second time the first time we played them we let them hang around. this did not happen the seccond time, we shredded their zone and played hard and ended up beating them 12-8, it was still a good spirited game. now that D-town had finally gotten out their car legs it was now time to put up or shut up.
third game Northern Lights came out against Tennesse. We again come out srong get up a couple of breaks, but the wind and rain make it tough for all the teams and we end up letting the come back but we hang in there and finish out the game i don't really remember too much from this game other than that we beat them we never really had problems with their zone and we were pretty chilly working the disc around a lot of guys played well not overplaying their role.
4th game was against vanderbilt for a chance for a first round bye. we came out pretty strong but lacked the mentallitiy to finish the job and ended up loosing, i think a lot of people let the weather effect tehir mood and the clouds rain and wind just made it too difficult to focus we lost this game 11-6, we hold seed and now decide it was time for some team bonding and food, we all shower shit and eat, and deffinatly did not act like queers!! cause ya know you have to watch out for all of them queers in the south.
we went to some shitty buffet which I think was a mistake. way to expensive, luckily the gophers won their quarter finals game against Indiana. some of the team decide to drink some beersss braaaah... and then we passed out and start dreaming of some Northern Lights dominatation!!
Sunday: the d-towners wake up and eat some shitty continetal breakfast. we get going and start warming up way before the other team shows up and they were not ready for what hit them!!! or so we hoped...Volunteer State was not a very good team we played down to their level however, because we once again jumped out to a gigantic lead we were able to hold them off and get to the quarterfinals.
We ended up playing the 1 seed of the tournament which we shouldn't have happened but we pysched ourselves out and because they scored soo many points against the hodags...
we started out pretty loud and strong against James Madison but we just never got it going we had our chances but never converted the second half we played worse but loosened up and had more fun (Spring break '08 wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!) we get rolled, we can use all the excuses we want about getting screwed out of the brackets by vanderbilt but we could have beaten them and should have they were a good team and we just never did what we needed to do..
we had one more game that no one took seriously and we played a lot of our younger players ie, myself and others. we lost this game, should have won but no one was in it we were all dreading our drive down to GA. the highlight of the game for me was falling into a mud puddle for a score. It was a good time for all after we got down with the game the team wanted to pray with ours which most of them did I chose not to as I was wet and cold, as soon as they got done parying having not realized that they were a christian school I got naked and started off the nudity of spring break wooooooo!!
After this tournament it was on to GA the peach State part II to come later in the week...
Monday, March 10, 2008
GA and TN
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Arthiritis
Part of my treatment includes being infused with a molecule that helps my immune system to get back in order because part of the condition is that I have an overactive immune systm so it starts to attack my body hence the inflmation. while I have come to terms with the treatment that I have to be on it is still a pain in the ass loigisticlly with having to go to a hospital every 6 weeks to just sit on my ass for 2 hours hopefully I will be able to get all my hw done seeing as how I have a 3 5 page papers due next week, so I should probably sign off for now and get back to work
~Frodaddy
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Farve retiring
~Frodaddy
Monday, March 3, 2008
Frostbite write up
First game of the day we had Truman State Jiu JiTSU, we all came out really fired up and had the motto of put up or shut up ingrained in our tired little minds. we had a pretty decent down wind, this proved to be the bain of our existance. We go up 3 on these guys pretty quickly and don't really look back, we don't shut the door as quickly as we should have and we let them score a few when we should have been resting, final score is 8-13 so far a pretty good start to our weekend it was pretty positive we started to see our zone work.
Game 2 we played the 5 seed Missouri Rolla, not a great team pretty young and fun. there is no way this game should have gone to universe but once again we don't finish off a team and pay the price later on in the tournament. once again we jump out to a 3-0 lead and let a team get back into it. big highlight of this game is Starky's first Callahan. This team threw up a ton of swill and some how kept coming down with it, our cup looked good, we just really couldn't get them to throw it away, don't really remember who scored the final point.
We have our by now, take our time try to stretch and watch Rolla go to universe with Washington U the 1 seed in our pool. We get hydrated and try to take advantage of Washington U's long game.
Washington U good game for us I felt probably one of the best we played all weekend. we came out pretty strong work it up wind for the score. we go ahead and get a break right after that, Washington U scores on their next O-point, then they are able to break us back, they get pretty fired up we get more fired up and start putting up, sidelines were great in this game ho-stack worked really well, this is again another game that we don't finish cap goes on and we win 7-10 not a huge win but it does mean that we will not have to play a play-in game and we would be able to go back to the motel and rest
last game of the day was the Pimpdags, the wind really picked up and caused us a lot of problems especially once they through on there 4 man cup, we didn't really play well. we were pretty intimitaded and we fold, we looked tired, probably due to games going to cap so many times, and our 1st stringers playing way more points than they should have we lose 4-10. I draw this conclusion. just because you are a second string guy doesn't mean that you don't have to put out when you are on the field, you have to play your roll and try not to do too much once you are out there.
We go back to the hotel and most of us decided to hit up a Cici's, there was a pretty big line but we all got fed, Peter macked on some hot waitress and gave her his number, im not sure if she ever called.... after that go back to the hotel for some good ol' fashioned male bonding aka hot swetty coke-fag sex. some guys go on a liquer run and we all just kinda relax in eachothers rooms, Brett gets drunk cause it's his b-day on sunday later that night he will spill a beer or water on Deuce as well as hit him in the head with a beer bottle. The whole team is asleep well before midnight. we all wake up get some JIMMY DEAN sauges in our bellies and get ready for our first game of sunday.
Sunday prequarters: North Park. we played these guys last year and got embarassed so we were pretty pumped to play this game Jake went and requested observors which was a very interesting experience for all of us Jay I htink got ripped off on his foul call but what can you do. this another team we should have destroyed we get up on these guys fast but don't finish it was 8-5 when the cap went on game to 10, we take so long it goes to hard cap game to nine oh and did I mention we let them tie it up and take it to universe, luckily we get it on O, we have several turnovers in this point but the offense finally figures it out chills out and works it to the redzone where we get a Tros to Creature explosion FTW (for the win for you nubs out there.) at this point we have a really stiff cross wind our next opponent has been watching us getting some rest in.
Our next game is agaist North Texas a team we really wanted to see again after Mardi Gras...lets just say this game was a huge dissapointment. Our starters were gassed already after having played 5 games to cap 2 of them to universe. the closest this game ever was was 1-2 they rolled us it was a much more spirited game than the last one, I would really like to see this team when we are fresh, but that is just another excuse. the highlight of the tournament for me came against these guys, deep huck goes up to a guy that is about 6'-2" somebody didn't pick him up because there is no way I should be gaurding anyone that tall, anyways, he has a bout a 40yard headstart on me, luckily it floats, I can close the distance and get in there for the D, proof that Air Alert works. We lost this game 4-13 or something along those lines, and ended in a 4 way tie for 5th with Whitewater, Wash U, and I don't know who else. 4-2 on the weekend not a bad showing could have been better conditioning needs improvement, probablly shouldn't do lines of cocaine at the next hotel we stay in....next up Music City Tune up
~Frodaddy