As the D-town army rolled on down to GA after a dissapointing loss in the quarterfinals some of us proceeded to engage in the debauchery that was spring break. I myself had a few Guinness’s and blacked out for the car ride down to GA we arrived at the camp site and prepared to unpack and set up our tents, as we do this our drunken sexy laydsss showed up, they were pretty funny. most of them stayed at the cottage. after we finished setting up our tents most of us decided to sleep as the drive had wore us out, and did not have any booze, which was a small problem that would be corrected tomorrow. some of us decided that some herbal medicatin was in order instead, i personally opted for a couple of pulls of 151.
Now this should have been a nice quite night of relaxation for the d-towners who had just finished a tournament only hours before, but this was not to be...the St. Johns rugby team had other ideas about our relaxing night, and the stupid fat drunken idiots from st johns stumbled over trying to hit on our laydsss! well most of them were not feeling them especially one who said FUCK YOU!!! RUGBY SUCKS!!! quite hillarious as she was too drunk to defend herself, but funny none the less. anyways they kept getting drunk and we kept getting very very very sick of tehm eventally they packed it up and left, only after our captain had to have a conversation with their campsite.
Well this should have ended all of the trouble, but no because they are Johnnies, and thusly a little slower than the rest of the fucking world they decided in their drunken state that they had to fuck with D-town, this was a mistake, there were several of us that were still up that were willing to throwdown, those people were myself, jos, the porn star, Mckean, and I know I am leaving out a few others but they were there ready to throw down, as the night went on they got louder and louder and louder, this really sucked as our sexy laydss, had to wake up in the morning so eventually we got sick of their shit attempted to talk to them which was not smart as I am pretty sure these idiots did not understand english. well suprisingly enough Jos went and tried to be civil and communicate with him, however, it turned out they were looking for more of a fight than anything and as i watched Jos get out numbered the d-town crew that was still up decided to get his back and was ready to throw down. as the Johnnies quickly realized they were outnumbered they went on the retreat, and our fearless captain walked straight into their camp and finally got them to chill out and pass out. needless to say this was not our first time dealing with these creatures, who have proven to be wrose than the raccoons.
Monday was an interesting day that also deserves a post of it's own however, here is a brief rundown of monday as well as the rest of the week
Monday: wake up around 12, get case for case race, begin case race at fields heckle drink, drink drink heckle, and drink some more, eat, go back to camp site, finish case somehow, possible through the donation of beers, and black out.
Tuesday: wake up 8ish, breakfast, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate, eat, drink drink drink, black out.
Wednesday: wake up 8ish Ultimate, Ultimate, Ultimate, go to the beach, eat drink drink drink, black out.
Thrusday: wake up 9ish ultimate, drink drink watch sexy ladysss, drink heckle, eat, drink drink drink blakc out
Friday: wake up 6ish, drink drink drink, puke, eat bread and water. go to the beach, go to savannah, eat, back to the camp site leave GA. sleep.
Saturday: chug 5 hour energy drive, drive, drive, drive......drive, drive arrive in St. Paul for easter.
thats about all I have for now more to come later today or tomorrow with the details of the week which may shock you and are inappropriate for children under the age of 18.
~Frod'd
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